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A “KANTEKEROUS” KASEN VS. The KARDASHIANS….

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People who read my blog and/or follow me on social media, know that while I am a serious activist, that I can’t be in serious activist mode all the time. And that I have a pretty good sense of humor, if I am not complaining about something.

I do blog about celebrities, on occasion. Whether it’s my contempt for the unscrupulous trio of Dr.Oz, Dr. Phil and Dr. Drew. Who make a lot of money exploiting people, which I find despicable. Sometimes even Ms. Winfrey (cause it’s her FUCKING fault about 2 of the 3 have the careers they do, but I still respect Oprah, A LOT) but I still have enormous amount of respect for Oprah Winfrey …. Okay, but I get asked, why do I even care about the Kardashians/Jenners/Kanye West, anyways? If I don’t like them, why don’t I just fucking ¬†ignore them?

To ignore the Kardashians is FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. That’s the FUCKING problem. Going off social media, FUCKING isn’t enough. Shutting off my smartphone isn’t FUCKING enough. I have to not watch television. Not even FUCKING Netflix. Because I can be isolated from ALMOST everything and then lo and behold there’s FUCKING “Armenian Barbie” (Kim) RUINING ¬†what would’ve been a GREAT Netflix binge of Drop Dead Diva. As someone who ONLY makes FUCKING less than $12,000 a year, and can’t FUCKING leave my cute but humble 280 square foot studio, that easily, I really FUCKING RESENT, everything that I have to do, to FUCKING avoid them.

How does everything that they DO, become news and noteworthy, anyways? Some people compare them to “American Royalty”. And then people wonder why FUCKING society has gone TOTALLY straight to HELL. While I’ll probably chime in a more serious blog about some of my insights into people NOT being able to discern digital and offline reality.

But make no mistake about it. This IS a FUCKING serious blog.

While I don’t get the actual HATE that they get, where their lives are threatened, they’ve got people though. If you FUCKING love them or loathe them, they are laughing at all of us, all the way to the FUCKING bank.

I’d be FUCKING lying, if I ran into a network studio executive (and it would have to be HBO, cause I’m not FUCKING suitable, AT ALL, for network television and I’m also NOT THAT FUCKING DELUSIONAL) who wanted to offer me a $2 million dollar, 20 episode deal to do a reality show called FUCKING “Breaking Bipolar”, I’d be there. In a FUCKING heartbeat. I’d fucking hate myself, but I’d rather fucking any day, FUCKING hate myself RICH, than FUCKING HATE myself, POOR. So I get it, to a certain extent the escapism, these people provide.

But it’s NOT FUCKING ENOUGH for them. Who FUCKING aspires to “break the internet”, anyways? I’ve got FUCKING news for you. The internet is ALREADY really FUCKING BROKEN!!! But literally? Just because someone has an amazing ass and a great rack? That’s what we are teaching girls and boys, men and women of what’s really FUCKING important. And it’s FUCKING sticking as a lesson for all of us and it’s a REALLY bad FUCKING lesson!!!! It’s like we have FUCKING national narcisstic/voyeuristic thing going on with them and it’s FUCKING frightening. Or at least YOU fucking do.

Where’s Rob, FUCKING anyways? Oh he doesn’t exist and has been FUCKING exiled, because he’s not pretty and/or perfect enough to keep his “Kardashian Kredentialing”. Bruce, I have no idea of what to make of. And Kanye’s music is just FUCKING HORRIBLE. If you don’t believe me, you can watch the FUCKING auditory and visual nightmare that is “Bound 2”. Uh Huh, Honey?!?!? Yeah just don’t come FUCKING whining to me, as you can’t FUCKING unsee this and unhear it, if you choose to check it out. My FUCKING “koncious” is “klear”. Just remember Kanye is rolling in the dough and he’s gotta be one of the most BIGGEST FUCKING misogynist assholes ALIVE. (Updated 2/10/2015) And how about we just ban him from EVER attending the Grammy’s, again??? Yo’ Kanye, Beyonce can speak for herself, OK???

I don’t have a great love for Jay-Z and Queen Bey, but at least they have some, if not quite a bit of talent, to back up their egos that fucking ate the universe. Not to mention discretion. The Kardashian/Jenner/West clan, has NONE of that.

So what’s a person do about something like this, anyways? Don’t actively HATE or LOVE them. There’s is where FUCKING apathy would work wonders, in seeing a lot less of them……

You’re FUCKING welcome!!!!!

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