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A “KANTEKEROUS” KASEN VS. The KARDASHIANS….

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People who read my blog and/or follow me on social media, know that while I am a serious activist, that I can’t be in serious activist mode all the time. And that I have a pretty good sense of humor, if I am not complaining about something.

I do blog about celebrities, on occasion. Whether it’s my contempt for the unscrupulous trio of Dr.Oz, Dr. Phil and Dr. Drew. Who make a lot of money exploiting people, which I find despicable. Sometimes even Ms. Winfrey (cause it’s her FUCKING fault about 2 of the 3 have the careers they do, but I still respect Oprah, A LOT) but I still have enormous amount of respect for Oprah Winfrey …. Okay, but I get asked, why do I even care about the Kardashians/Jenners/Kanye West, anyways? If I don’t like them, why don’t I just fucking  ignore them?

To ignore the Kardashians is FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. That’s the FUCKING problem. Going off social media, FUCKING isn’t enough. Shutting off my smartphone isn’t FUCKING enough. I have to not watch television. Not even FUCKING Netflix. Because I can be isolated from ALMOST everything and then lo and behold there’s FUCKING “Armenian Barbie” (Kim) RUINING  what would’ve been a GREAT Netflix binge of Drop Dead Diva. As someone who ONLY makes FUCKING less than $12,000 a year, and can’t FUCKING leave my cute but humble 280 square foot studio, that easily, I really FUCKING RESENT, everything that I have to do, to FUCKING avoid them.

How does everything that they DO, become news and noteworthy, anyways? Some people compare them to “American Royalty”. And then people wonder why FUCKING society has gone TOTALLY straight to HELL. While I’ll probably chime in a more serious blog about some of my insights into people NOT being able to discern digital and offline reality.

But make no mistake about it. This IS a FUCKING serious blog.

While I don’t get the actual HATE that they get, where their lives are threatened, they’ve got people though. If you FUCKING love them or loathe them, they are laughing at all of us, all the way to the FUCKING bank.

I’d be FUCKING lying, if I ran into a network studio executive (and it would have to be HBO, cause I’m not FUCKING suitable, AT ALL, for network television and I’m also NOT THAT FUCKING DELUSIONAL) who wanted to offer me a $2 million dollar, 20 episode deal to do a reality show called FUCKING “Breaking Bipolar”, I’d be there. In a FUCKING heartbeat. I’d fucking hate myself, but I’d rather fucking any day, FUCKING hate myself RICH, than FUCKING HATE myself, POOR. So I get it, to a certain extent the escapism, these people provide.

But it’s NOT FUCKING ENOUGH for them. Who FUCKING aspires to “break the internet”, anyways? I’ve got FUCKING news for you. The internet is ALREADY really FUCKING BROKEN!!! But literally? Just because someone has an amazing ass and a great rack? That’s what we are teaching girls and boys, men and women of what’s really FUCKING important. And it’s FUCKING sticking as a lesson for all of us and it’s a REALLY bad FUCKING lesson!!!! It’s like we have FUCKING national narcisstic/voyeuristic thing going on with them and it’s FUCKING frightening. Or at least YOU fucking do.

Where’s Rob, FUCKING anyways? Oh he doesn’t exist and has been FUCKING exiled, because he’s not pretty and/or perfect enough to keep his “Kardashian Kredentialing”. Bruce, I have no idea of what to make of. And Kanye’s music is just FUCKING HORRIBLE. If you don’t believe me, you can watch the FUCKING auditory and visual nightmare that is “Bound 2”. Uh Huh, Honey?!?!? Yeah just don’t come FUCKING whining to me, as you can’t FUCKING unsee this and unhear it, if you choose to check it out. My FUCKING “koncious” is “klear”. Just remember Kanye is rolling in the dough and he’s gotta be one of the most BIGGEST FUCKING misogynist assholes ALIVE. (Updated 2/10/2015) And how about we just ban him from EVER attending the Grammy’s, again??? Yo’ Kanye, Beyonce can speak for herself, OK???

I don’t have a great love for Jay-Z and Queen Bey, but at least they have some, if not quite a bit of talent, to back up their egos that fucking ate the universe. Not to mention discretion. The Kardashian/Jenner/West clan, has NONE of that.

So what’s a person do about something like this, anyways? Don’t actively HATE or LOVE them. There’s is where FUCKING apathy would work wonders, in seeing a lot less of them……

You’re FUCKING welcome!!!!!

I can’t be the ONLY person who fantasizes about THIS……

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA0wKeokWUU

(Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Dr Oz and Nutritional Supplements (HBO) is above link. No copyright infringement intended. I don’t know how the HELL, I haven’t heard of John Oliver, up until this afternoon. Best 15 minutes I’ve spent watching the video, this afternoon, in a long time both funny and educational. I feel like a genius now, after watching it) 

Okie Dokie. I haven’t blogged for awhile. I have some serious topics still to cover, but this is not going to be a serious blog. Offensive, yes. Chock full of profanity? Yes. Could it offend people with topics regarding weight, health and politics? Yes, Yes and more Yes. But that’s only if you watch the video that I linked.  But hey, I’m mocking celebrities, so this could be mildly entertaining, too. 😉 

  I saw it trend a couple of days ago that Dr. (heh) Mehmet Oz got in trouble, in a congressional hearing for endorsing health products that really weren’t healthy. I’ve never liked him and I have mentioned on social media that it’s not just him that I have an issue with. Dr. (heh) Phil McGraw and Dr. (heh) Drew Pinksy, I have to wonder with all 3 of them where did they got their credentialing? Walmart? Why haven’t any of them lost their licenses, yet??? 

  While I’m not anything resembling a clinical professional (more like someone who’s in dire need of one) , the issue I have with the above 3 (and unfortunately Ms. Winfrey, too,  because she introduced us to 2 out of 3, but I do admire her for multiple reasons) is that they all have taken advantage of people who are in a vulnerable state and have profited greatly, from it. 

   I’ve made jokes before that I’d pay good money to see Dr. Oz, Dr Phil and Dr. Drew get in a boxing ring and beat the living shit out of each other. Except…. I might so not be kidding. I, of course who’s not violent, this lil fantasy of mine, kind of alleviates most responsibility on me (ALL, because it’s not like it’s EVER gonna happen)…..

  Then my lil feeble brain thinks of other celebrities who I’d like to see get in the ring and beat the crap out of each other. I am sure if we took a nationwide poll, I think it would be a landslide towards the Kardashians (except Rob who’s cool and Kylie who’s a minor and shit, I gotta add Kourtney, now, cuz she’s preggers) Kris Jenner and Kanye West (for no other reason then Kanye has The Ego That Ate The Universe AND the auditory and visual nightmare that was  Bound 2).

At first I had some kind of begrudging admiration for the Kardashian/Jenner clan. I mean they have an amazing work ethic, that’s for sure. But the problem is and oddly I’m not even jealous of any of these people. I make $13k a year on SSDI. They make $13k a minute for FUCKING TWEETING. There has to be world records broken on how much these people are in the news on a minutely basis…..They are in a win/win situation because whether you LOVE them or you HATE them, they still grab people’s attention. While I get horrified that they get death threats, a lil ole throwdown possibly for charity (which redeems me, right?) with either them or the unscrupulous trio of Oz,McGraw and Pinksy could do some greater good if it’s done for charity, right? 

    I know this isn’t going to ever happen. But I do find it entertaining to think about, on occasion. 

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